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Category: worklife

Steve CaplinJanuary 18, 2017

Ne regrette rien

“JE NE REGRETTE RIEN,” sang Edith Piaf plaintively. “Formidable,” she exclaimed when she first heard it, “this is the song I have been waiting for. It will be my biggest…

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Steve CaplinDecember 9, 2016

Meetings and action

EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD MEETING. It gives them the opportunity to nibble a few custard creams, to drink more coffee than is good for them and to play the odd surreptitious…

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Steve CaplinDecember 9, 2016

Speak softly

WHEN WORKPLACE DISCUSSIONS turn into arguments, tempers begin to fray and the atmosphere can quickly heat up. Pretty soon, someone’s going to start shouting. Don’t attempt to shout back. That will…

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Steve CaplinDecember 8, 2016December 8, 2016

And another thing…

GOT A COMPLAINT? Good. Then make it. After all, no-one wants to be treated like a doormat. The ability to complain is a fundamental human right. But if you do complain, either…

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Steve CaplinNovember 11, 2016December 8, 2016

How to get to sleep

IT’S A COMMON PROBLEM: you lie awake at night trying to get to sleep, trying to free your mind, but the harder you try, the more elusive sleep becomes. Here’s…

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Steve CaplinNovember 11, 2016December 8, 2016

Polite notice

WE’RE ALL USED TO SEEING so-called ‘polite notices’ – which aren’t polite at all, of course; the word is there simply so that, at a glance, we misread the as…

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Steve CaplinNovember 10, 2016December 8, 2016

We need zombies

EVERY GENERATION needs its baddies. In the 1940s and 50s, it was Red Indians. In the 60s, it was Nazis. In the 70s and 80s, it was aliens. And in the…

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Steve CaplinNovember 9, 2016December 8, 2016

Be arsed

YOU’RE SITTING THERE on a Saturday evening with nothing to do. A friend phones and asks if you’d like to go to for a drink. You think… oh, I really…

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Steve CaplinNovember 3, 2016December 8, 2016

Heads you lose

I USED TO ENJOY games like Tetris, where you battle against the computer to try to improve your score. But I became increasingly frustrated, as however good you get, you…

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Steve CaplinOctober 27, 2016December 8, 2016

Ad agencies

THE UPSIDE THERE’S NOTHING ADVERTISING AGENCIES like more than spending their clients’ money. (Actually, that’s not quite true. The one thing they like more is spending a weekend with a naked...
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