A poorly-designed logo for a local locksmith? No. It’s the official logo of one of the world’s most famous sidearms. Glock.

A notice on a German airport bus. Designed by someone who has never seen a hand. Or a handrail.

Wrapper for Milka chocolate. Is it my imagination, or is that cow flirting with me?

A First World War memorial in Bury St Edmunds cathedral. They’d never take such liberties with the typography today.

Good to see an estate agent really pulling out all the stops to sell their property

Thanks, Mr Ford, that’s really helpful. Happen to know the page number?

How busy? Three. That’s how busy. Out of how many?

Not worth going to the trouble of getting a new sign made

The cinema that cares

Er… there’s no word for Pepperoni in English either

Hideous logo? Maybe, but all the elements can be rearranged into a rectangle! Cool, huh? Huh?

A whole new meaning of “luxury”

I’d phone them up, if I knew their phone number

Clearly wasn’t worth going to the trouble of making a whole new sign

Bold! Underlined! Italics! Capitals! Must be serious.

Sign in hotel in Tokyo

Too many messages, not enough space

No expense spared on signage

One company, three logos

A helpful message in a rental car.

The spacing is hideous, but the hyphenation of Luisiana is unforgivable.

Look how many fonts I have! I’m going to use them all!

I’d trust cheeky chappie Tommy Walsh to tile my bathroom. But I wouldn’t let him anywhere near my computer.

Yes, I can sort of see what they’re doing. But that’s definitely a capital S.

Do “total” and “only” serve any purpose here?

The really funny thing is that this is the printer who printed this programme.

Ah yes… PDS, the logo of Professional Duilding Solutions Ltd.

No sign boards? Really? Not even this one?

The logo for OPEC, the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries. Hard to imagine it being any uglier.

A helpful road sign.

But some pictures are just wrong. A better way to keep your brain healthy would be to keep it inside your head.

Sometimes it really pays to check how your content works on mobile.