Amazon reviews

AMAZON IS GREAT. You can read reviews of products by hundreds of people just like you who have road-tested it and who are only too happy to share their experiences. Except…

…when they haven’t tried it yet and give it five stars

…when they haven’t tried it yet but knock off a star anyway

…when they haven’t tried it yet, decide it’s probably perfect, then knock off two stars

…when it didn’t arrive, but they liked the photo and knocked off two stars

…when they tried it and hated it, but still gave it five stars

…when they didn’t like the packaging

…and when they just want to be helpful